I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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