i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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