I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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