I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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