that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's shark week go big or go home
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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