The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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