Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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