...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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