We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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