got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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