Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Randomize
