I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
