yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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