Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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