I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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