she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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