WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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