Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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