Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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