So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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