Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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