some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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