bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Randomize
