$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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