we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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