at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
tell your sister to shave her snatch
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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