Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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