He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I didn't shave. On purpose
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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