Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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