with your own penis?
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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