There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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