She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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