If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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