just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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