The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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