dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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