she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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