She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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