Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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