I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
