I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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