I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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