its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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