Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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