it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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