I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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