My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
So here I am, sexting at work.
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