We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I understand Curling. That high.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Randomize
