you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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