Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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