My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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