Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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